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Leroy is a 20 year-old inner-city 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel -
I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tell everybody.

2. Dictate -
My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb -
I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclos e -
If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum -
I had two Cadillac's, but my biatch rectum both.

6. Disappointment -
My parole officer tol ' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis -
I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel -
Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "bull$#!%, that watch israel".

9 . Undermine -
There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic -
When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic, and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq -
When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle; iraq, you break.

12 . Stain -
My mother-i n-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify -
I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say " fortify."

14. Income -
I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.




Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:

Today's word is: "OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo A$$ fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
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uh oh wait til "Hollywood" sees dis .. :eek:
 

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lol. i dunno who that is.. its not racist... just a joke. kinda like redkneck words like "Witchadidya" didn't bring your truck witchadidya?
 

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you can also go read any of Neil's reply's :wacko:



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Dats rite,

Indescreet,
dat where i parks my cars at, induskreet.
Hey doe, wen I tipes, I gits de points X doe donts I :p :lol:

Anything I types not hard to understand, its direct & to the point for the most part like $250.00 for a Pro rider type port job & everywhere else is charging 499.00, thats pretty clear, right :) .
One thing you got to understand about me, either way, if its typing or porting, I'm trying to put a smile on your face.
You want to see a real big :D smile, thats when you guys get your cylinders back, get them dialed in & go rain TERROR on some of those high dollar 450 4 pokes thats suppost to be so great, it'll be my teeth shinning.
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shucks forget Neils typing, talk to him on the phone! i dont know if you southern folks have to listen as close to us northerners, as we do to you. that low, slow, dialect is real hard for me to understand on the phone.
 

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shucks forget Neils typing, talk to him on the phone! i dont know if you southern folks have to listen as close to us northerners, as we do to you. that low, slow, dialect is real hard for me to understand on the phone.

Yeah I had a bit of a hard time understanding Neil on the phone, but that reminds me of a funny story that Neil could probably tell better. I was on the phone with Neil asking questions about the 350PV (ported by him) that my dad bought from one of our members. Long story short, all of the sudden Neil says " whoa there's a black snake in here." He starts to finish his sentence about the engine and says "uhh hold on." He comes back and says " boy I need to check my britches." "That black snake came through a hole in the door seal. I sprayed with ? (some kind of chemical) and he didn't like that." He continued to sound a bit shaken up by the snake experience as I continued to question him on the 350 engine. Anyway funny story for me, scary for him.


Did you get that hole fixed Neil?
 

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shucks forget Neils typing, talk to him on the phone! i dont know if you southern folks have to listen as close to us northerners, as we do to you. that low, slow, dialect is real hard for me to understand on the phone.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Man you killing me :p so you being from up north I guess what your saying is when somebodys talking & ever other words not a cuss word its hard to understand, that right. :D
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Yeah I had a bit of a hard time understanding Neil on the phone, but that reminds me of a funny story that Neil could probably tell better. I was on the phone with Neil asking questions about the 350PV (ported by him) that my dad bought from one of our members. Long story short, all of the sudden Neil says " whoa there's a black snake in here." He starts to finish his sentence about the engine and says "uhh hold on." He comes back and says " boy I need to check my britches." "That black snake came through a hole in the door seal. I sprayed with ? (some kind of chemical) and he didn't like that." He continued to sound a bit shaken up by the snake experience as I continued to question him on the 350 engine. Anyway funny story for me, scary for him.


Did you get that hole fixed Neil?

Whueee, yeah I member that.
Nope, didnt fix the hole, but after you hung up, I wasted two cans of spray carb cleaner spraying it where ol blackie was at, run me out of the shop it was so strong in there so I know he had to go.
I was looking around everywhere everytime I moved for the next few day, got no use for a snake, dont want to even see them on tv.
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shucks forget Neils typing, talk to him on the phone! i dont know if you southern folks have to listen as close to us northerners, as we do to you. that low, slow, dialect is real hard for me to understand on the phone.

Try talking to Jeff (aka Mindcrime) on the phone sometime. I'm sure it's alot like talking to Neil. I've lived in the Southeast a few different times, but it still takes me a minute to "get my southern ears on"...so to speak.

Nothin' but love for ya Jeff! ;)
 

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regional accents are funny, because everyone thinks theyre the one that speaks proper english. :p my now wife went to school in flordia for a year, and worked at an old navy while she was there. she was talking on those silly headsets they wear, when a couple stopped and asked her if she was from the rochester NY area.
 

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funny stuff!!! :D me en neil can communicate rather well but i dont thank his accent is near as bad as mine tho.

yall outta hear the conversations at my house. being that my new wife en kids are all from central mich. they all talk so dangum fast it aint funny. en i talk all slow like, droppin' the G's off of words here en there and the way i pronounce others. in the beginnin it was tuff to say the least. 'at boy o mine is comin' around purdy good tho since he's been attending school. my daughter on the other hand is in college en fights it terribly. she even goes around behind him, correctin him always. me en their mom juss sniggers at em en rolls our eyes. too funny. :lol:
 

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Jeff FoxWorhty already did that :lol:
 

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shucks forget Neils typing, talk to him on the phone! i dont know if you southern folks have to listen as close to us northerners, as we do to you. that low, slow, dialect is real hard for me to understand on the phone.
Im from Ky ... lets hear your comments on my dialect :mellow: I dont notice a difference listening to northerners versus southerners, I dont know if my deafness plays a role in that though. I do have some pals in Buffalo and they laugh at certain words I say, don't ask me why.
 

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in some regions theres virtually no southern accent left. think most of flordia. so many people have moved and traveled all around. most dialects have mellowed substantially. you (matt) have a faint southern accent, but nothing like Neils. talking to Neil on the phone, im pretty sure he has a still hidden in one of dem hollars down there. ;)
 

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in some regions theres virtually no southern accent left. think most of flordia. so many people have moved and traveled all around. most dialects have mellowed substantially. you (matt) have a faint southern accent, but nothing like Neils. talking to Neil on the phone, im pretty sure he has a still hidden in one of dem hollars down there. ;)
I guess you could call me a black sheep cause none of my family ever done the squeezins thang even though I am from the foot hills of North Carolina.
One thing I did learn growing up though, when you live where I came from & had a job, you either worked for the state highway commission, built ferniture, cooked shine or hauled shine. My daddy worked for the state highway.
Neil
 
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